stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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