if i died would you start the facebook group?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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