This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
only if we run a train.
done.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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