Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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