you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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