His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
