so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Shame is for Republicans.
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