im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
His nipple licking is glorious
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