3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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