i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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