is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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