But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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