I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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