question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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