I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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