My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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