Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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