I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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