ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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