yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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