Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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