Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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