Don't you send me to vm
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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