i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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