My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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