ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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