There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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