You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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