Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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