so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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