Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So squirting runs in the family.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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