I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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