There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
