some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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