i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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