My sheets look like a crime scene.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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