Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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