just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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