Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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