Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
