I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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