On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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