ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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