Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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