i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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