You're a womanizer and a bitch.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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