Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
