Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You took a bar mat shot.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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