But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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