There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
A+ Viking dick
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
