we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Randomize