:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize