I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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