One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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