You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Why did my mother make you get naked?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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