If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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