If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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