alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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