ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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